collegehumor:

Dildo
And there it was, lying in the grass, just like the sign said it would be.

Lool

collegehumor:

Dildo

And there it was, lying in the grass, just like the sign said it would be.

Lool

collegehumor:

Guy Smokes a Giant Joint
Yeah, it’s pretty big… I guess.

Lmfao

collegehumor:

Guy Smokes a Giant Joint

Yeah, it’s pretty big… I guess.

Lmfao

collegehumor:

Humans Enclosed in Balls
Bounce around. Bounce around. Bounce up, bounce up and get down.

I wanna do this!

collegehumor:

Humans Enclosed in Balls

Bounce around. Bounce around. Bounce up, bounce up and get down.

I wanna do this!

n0vi:

ugh


Lol

n0vi:

ugh

Lol

Bored

Bored. Aha fwm

collegehumor:

Google Voice Makes Your Mom Drunk
Here’s a what the Google Voice voice mail actually said:“Hey Mike. It’s Mom. Send me a text to let me know if you and Megan are coming out to dinner so I can go out to the store. Let me know. Bye.”

collegehumor:

Google Voice Makes Your Mom Drunk

Here’s a what the Google Voice voice mail actually said:
“Hey Mike. It’s Mom. Send me a text to let me know if you and Megan are coming out to dinner so I can go out to the store. Let me know. Bye.”

clientsfromhell:

Client: The dimensions for the sign are 6’ x 6” x 4.5’

Me: I’m sorry, I’m confused. Is that three dimensions? Six feet by six inches by four and a half feet? Please clarify as to what the width and height are.

Client: Yes.

Me: Yes what?

Client: Yes please. 

Reblogged from Clients From Hell
collegehumor:

The results are in for “Best Ice Cream Flavor” and you WILL NOT BELIEVE who took home the trophy. [Click to see full results]
Strawberry Cheesecake is already pushing for a re-count in an unprecedented series of events. 

collegehumor:

The results are in for “Best Ice Cream Flavor” and you WILL NOT BELIEVE who took home the trophy. [Click to see full results]

Strawberry Cheesecake is already pushing for a re-count in an unprecedented series of events.